Lawak of the Day

Korang setuju tak kalo aku cakap children are very fast learner? Tak percaya? Amik nih....

1. TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
    MARIA: Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
    CLASS: Maria.

2.TEACHER: John, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?
  JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

3. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    GLENN: Sorry, but you asked me how I spell it.

4. TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

5. TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't   have ten years ago.
   WINNIE: Me!

6. TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
    GLEN: I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

7. TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I'.
    MILLIE: I is...
    TEACHER: No, Millie, always say, 'I am.'
    MILLIE: 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

8. TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand....

9. TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.

10. TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's, did you copy his?
     CLYDE : No Miss, it's the same dog.

11.TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD: A teacher


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